Is This Your Last Will & Testament?
To my family: I hereby leave you all several months, possibly years of financial hardship and expense whilst you go to the unnecessary lengths to sort out my affairs. To my spouse: I hereby leave you some, but very probably not all of everything I own. To my children: I hereby leave the remainder of my estate and give you the authority to enforce the sale of any part of it, including the family home to realise your inheritance. To social services: If my children are orphaned I give you the authority of guardianship, and the power to choose who shall look after them, including allocating them to foster parents. To the tax man: I hereby leave all the tax that I could have avoided and given to my family. To my bank and or solicitor: I hereby authorise you to charge whatever you feel necessary to sort out the mess that I have left behind. I realise that this could make you one of the major beneficiaries of my estate. To everyone else: I leave you nothing! If this reflects your wishes, you need do nothing! If however you want your own wishes taken into account and the will that you deserve, then please contact us now to discuss your options.
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